The Pasty of Northumbria and Scotland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the people with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.901 billion Northeners enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manchester. The average income tax rate is 32.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern economy, worth 345 trillion Pies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,966 Pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, The people has been nicknamed 'Robomop', and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime is totally unknown. Northumbria and Scotland's national animal is the Whippet, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northumbria and Scotland is ranked 150,559^th in the world and 956^th in the Pacific for Largest Populations, with 2.90 billion capita.